Tuesday, April 26, 2005

"You're The Biggest Fucking Crackhead I Know"

OR Brazilians and DAWG's, Pt. 2, Nhjic.

Edit: This post was tooken down because I thought it was stupid, but I got an e-mail and a comment about gettin that bullshit back. So here it is by popular demand. I'm shocked there is a popular demand, as this shit was taken down like 15 minutes after it was posted. So Beauty, Brownie, this shit's for you.

Now, let's begin our story.This happened shortly after the part 1 to this. Read part 1, as it is essential to part 2. Anyways, while those dumb beeyotches were presenting, the teacher told us to take down notes. Of course, no one took them but me. Why? Because I was fuckin' bored. I wrote notes that went something like this:

The Kurds make up 20% of the population in Iraq
The ugly-lookin white girl in the middle is stupid
The dude in green is real nerdy. He's taking this bullshit too seriously.
The Kurds share various religious beleifs with the Sunnis.

The worst part was, I wrote it on the back of my math homework. I was cursing thorughout the shit, so when I had to turn in my homework, I stapled another paper to it and crossed out the notes with a big X. I turned it in and it was all good, I got it back and shit.

Later, back in my government class, we had to take a test. No one knew the bullshit, and I was the only muthafucka with notes. So of course, everyone begged for my notes right before the teacher hands the tests out. A friend asks for the notes, so I hand it to him. Suddenly, I hear a voice, in its usual DAWG whine: "You're the biggest fucking crackhead I know!" I found that shit funny, and as I turn around, I saw a dumb beeyotch, visibly angry. Appearently my friend found it necessary to show it to the DAWG's near him, and that beeyotch got angry. Reason being: she recognized that I wrote that she wasnt too bright (which she wasnt, btw). She continued to look angry, and I just found that even funnier. She asked "why did you have to do this?" and such. Again, I just laughed.

Later, were all taking the test. The DAWG was clearly mad at me. I went to sharpen my pencil and she was right by the pencil sharpener, about to sharpen her own pencil. Trying to annoy her further, I cut right in front of her to use the pencil sharpener on 5 of my pencils and basically everybody else's around me, who I quickly collected just to annoy her. Huge no homo on that one, btw. She asked me why I needed to sharpen that many pencils, and I responded how they werent only for me. She said a buncha other DAWG insults or what have you. The funniest part came when she found it necessary to inform the teacher about how I wrote how dumb I thought she was, and the teacher basically dismissed her. I kept that packet of math work I did, as the notes where inside somewhere. This includes all of Part I and II, as well as Wu-Tang lyrics and the stapling I did to the notes so that my math teacher wouldnt see my profanity, as well as the last quote "your're the biggest fucking crackhead I know" scribbled on. I'll sell that bullshit for money, email me. Excerpts:

Girl in skirt = DAWG #1 who eats shit off the floor
middle girl/retarded girl = DAWG #2 who calls me a crackhead
BMR = My Brazilian friend. No homo.

Part I
Girl in skirt = still eating the apple slice from the floor
Blonde girl's nose is fugged up
Girl in skirt hasnt finished eating apple from the floor, so she hasnt spoken
Blonde Girl: "The world would implode!"
Teacher: "Why does the U.S. have to project its anything thruout the world?"
BMR: "Because....God Bless America."
Teacher: "That's right."

Part II
The Green dude lays down the law
Small dude + middle girl are not that smart
Mid Girl: "The three countries are touching"
Mid Girl: "We're not stealing ALL the oil"
Mid Girl: "They [as in entire race of people] should just move"
Retarded girl dislikes green dude
Short guy and quiet guy fear retarded girl
...Quite the picklish situation...
Teacher: "Have you talked to the UN"
Mid Girl: "Duh!"
Teacher: "What do you owe the US?"
Me, from the audience: "Y'know, a piece of gum..."
BMR, from the audience: "...and some straws."

8 Comments:

Anonymous meagan goode said...

Wow! Why were you so mean to that girl?

9:25 PM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

because im a crackhead and i was bored.

10:09 PM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

also im immature, lazy, and hypocritical

10:10 PM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

but this was like....a year ago. ive changed. now im off the crack and work at the wal mart. maybe it was 2 weeks ago, then. the point is im not doing crystal meth anymore. or am i not doing crack anymore?

the point is im off either crack or meth for a either a year or 2 weeks. and that i work at the wal-mart.

10:23 PM  
Anonymous brownie said...

This was really funny. Thank you for putting it back. And Meagan, Djxplicit isn't mean at all, after all he put a post back for two chicks he doesn't even know (wink).

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