Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Count Chocula > Chocolate Lucky Charms

Despite their resemblance, the Count has the Mindset of a Champion Kerry will never have. Nhjic.

We all know Lucky Charms is no good of a cereal. It's way too generic-tasting. Aside from the marshmellows, which are pretty average, the whole thing is unedible when compared to finer products. I was shocked that General Mills added Chocolate to create "Chocolate Lucky Charms." I found out watching Conan O'Brien, as he ate it and exclaimed that "this is the best cereal ever!", probably as a joke. I took the cereal for a test bowl yesterday. I was a little excited, no homo, because the idea of chocolate cereal with marshmellows is pure genius in its simplicity. As I ate it, I was disappointed. It's basically the same bland bullshit with a little chocolate. The marshmellows, besides being mos def teh ghey, havent changed. It all tastes like cardboard more than a cereal should. Its basically exactly what you would think it would taste like. An improvement over regular Lucky Charms? Sure. But it's still no Count Chocula, as Count Chocula has both better marshmellows, and more importantly, better whole grain cereal pieces. In conclusion, you may want to try Chocolate Lucky Charms as a novelty, but its still not touching the top cereals. Nhjic. It's what every young man should learn everyday when they watch Rap City or check out MTV Jams or watch BET Uncut.

8 Comments:

Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

the "pebbles"? you mean cocoa pebbles? that would be another post entirely. anyways, its not in direct competition with these 2 b/c it doesnt have marshmellows

6:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and Oh's are the masters of cereal.

C.T.C. gives you about a quarter pound of sugar per box. It does not have to rely on fruity marshmallows to get the job done (no homo).

And Oh's is just amazing.

6:21 PM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

dont diss count chocula marshmellows. theyre not needed. the analogy i would make is the slam dunk...youre winning already and then BOOM youve completely demoralized the competition.

Either that, or its like when youre watching a real good movie and the throw some hot girl's titties all across the screen. The movie would still be the shit w/o the tits, but...man! Those tits didnt hurt.

6:56 PM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

oh's are the little O's with honey and shit right? those are pretty good. id still say that in most cases:

Count Chocula > Oh's

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you have against chocolate sweetheart?

2:44 AM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

i personally have nothing against chocolate. count chocula = champion. NO HOMO.

5:25 PM  
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