Thursday, April 21, 2005

In conclusion, White Power

First off: to cmoney: those posts did come off exactly as I planned it. I was testing 3-way calling using audioblogger to see if i could record a conversation. Who I called had an answering machine, but at least my test was succesful. Why do I want that? More on that tomorrow. On wid da show.

I'm going to write about one of my experiences with a DAWG. I just recently coined the term, and its on urbandictionary.com. I know alot of people hate those diary-style posts. But you know what? Fuck you. I'm not charging you money or anythin. I hate all you bitches too.

Nah. Im kiddin. I love you all. NO HOMO if youre a male.

Anyways. A while back, I had to do a prensentation about the Middle East, with my older, Brazillian metal-head friend. No homo. The other people went first. My Brazillian friend sat next to me. Again, no homo. He pointed out a half-bitten slice of an apple on the floor. It wasnt even on the red part you might peel off, but it was touching all of the light yellowish part. And no, I dont give a fuck what theyre called. Anyways, a little time goes off. Suddenly, I look towards the floor where the apple slice was. A DAWG picks the half-bitten apple slice of the floor and eats it. I thought that was extremely weird, so I of course informed my Brazillian friend of this. Weirder still, I also noticed that where the apple slice was, she had put 2 new, unbitten apple slices. I just started laughing, not sure how to react to something like that. It might be that in whichever cracka-ass cracka family she comes from, its customary to eat your meals off the floor. Eating soup, especially on a carpeted home, must be a bitch, tho. Anyways, she and her group went up to do their presentation, and the DAWG never spoke cause she was still eating the apple slice she got from the floor. I laughed all the way thru that one. Then, it was my group's turn. When the teacher asked a question that no one knew the answer to, my Brazillian friend said "because...God blessed America." To my suprise, they said that was right. Of course, in our next essay, we both ended with "In conclusion, God Bless America." Nhjic. Of course, we both got a perfect score on that. Of course, I had to push it, no homo. Next essay, I ended with "In summary, God Bless AmeriKKKa" and I still got a perfect score on my essay. By the end of the year, I ended with "In conclusion, White Power." And of course, I got a perfect score on that.

10 Comments:

Blogger Stephania said...

omg.


white people can be so fugged up.



>in conclusion, white power


lol

9:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like your teacher doesn't even reader your assignments. Just figures you're an A student and is too lasy to mark stuff.

9:50 PM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

either that, or he really doesnt give a shit.

9:54 PM  
Blogger ..::Meems::.. said...

>either that, or he really doesnt give a shit.

probably a combination of both

11:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a black person, that kkk stuff really hurts. I have been coming to your site for awhile and I'm saddened that you are a racist. I guess that is just life.

3:00 AM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

Hello anonymous black person. im not sure if its supposed to be funny or if you actually meant that. here's my responses to both situations.

funny: haha. use sarcasm tags in the future.

serious: i never said i condoned the KKK because i said god bless ameriKKKa. its sarcasm. and the reason i did it was to see if anyone grading my papers was paying attention. and they weren't.

7:53 AM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

anyone want to buy dj yella's porn videos (no homo)? well, he's no in them, at least i dont think, its just "dj yella presents"

http://straight.moviemonster.com/view/archive/archiveDetail.cfm/archive_id/19438/pitch/on

7:58 AM  
Anonymous Noodles said...

God Bless AmeriKKKa.

I'm going to try to pull that off (no homo). I bet it would raise my gpa a little bit.

2:12 PM  
Blogger macq said...

btw ann. black person.... if xplicit really did condone the kkk and what it stands for, do you really think hed have a brazillian freind? Or refer to the DAWG as a cracka-ass cracka? You know what, your presence is no longer required, dismissed (nhjic)

6:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, when will you be inventing the acronym for dumb ass black girl?

11:35 PM  

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