Friday, February 04, 2005

Fuck the democrats

Nah, I don't like Bush in the least bit, but seriously, fuck those fake-ass beeyotches commonly reffered to as the Democratic party. Their whole campaign was based on attracting the redneck vote. They kinda just took the minorities, the low income families, and the young adults for granted. I think it was Kweli who said, what would the Democrats do if these groups boycotted the election? Bush frequently pleases the red(neck), white (skin) and blue (collar). He makes it a point he hates people without "ridonkulous" religious beliefs and minorities in general. John Kerry? He just kinda didnt mind 'em. Fuck that shit. Nader is the shit. Eric B. for President.

Fuck McDonald's
Fuck 'em. They give you shitty-tasting garbage and recycled bullshit culture. i'm lovin it? oohhh, I better buy some hamburgers cause they didn't capitalize I or put G's in there. And of course, there's this:

HUH? "I'd hit it"???? You'd fuck the cheesburger??? WTF???

Fuck Old Navy
Speaking of recycled culture and bullshit commercials, fuck Old Navy.

Fuck the Botulism Victims
Fuck 'em. Here's a news article about them. Honestly, I can't feel bad for rich people being so greedy as to use bootleg botox. If you want to take away wrinkles and you get paralyzed for it, serves you fucking right for being so vain and greedy. Imagine how many people are starving and thes motherfuckers cant put looks aside for a second and give money to people who need it (i.e. me)?

Fuck horses
First off, I've never rode a horse. Why? Cause like an iPod, it's basically a waste of money. Money I don't have. Money that if I did have I'd do something more productive with. There's few things as irritating as listening to people talk about their horses. Fuck. Why dont you just talk about your yacht instead?

Fuck Kanye West (nh)
Sign the petition.

Fuck this post.


Blogger flyno20 said...

I dont love horses, but i like em.

Fuck the rest of that shit, but McD food is good.

2:36 AM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

its not really horses in themselves, more like people who cant stop braggin about their own horses.

10:43 AM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

and mcd is only good if you enjoy eating pic rectum sandwiches. honestly, the food is bad, but ill get the urge to eat it every now and then. im sure they put some shit in the food that makes you crave for more a week later.

1:37 PM  

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