UPDATE: Kanye West is still a bitch

check it yourself:
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=2A53EAE4-3163-425A-8DDB-B095D148B886,3232B953-53BB-48F7-B930-357101106D93,5D3F9D81-E432-4C05-8C2C-7BD35FAF10B9&t=m2&f=06/64&p=

So your (mostly) boy Kanye lost again at some irrelevant award show (the European Music Awards) and lost it again (read: had a bitchfit). Basically, he lost the "Best Video" category to someone or something called Justice vs. Simian (appearently he/she/they/it are French). During the middle of the acceptance speech, Kanye got on stage to launch into another awkward rant, with a rather stupid point.

In his high pitched bitch voice, Kanye objected : "Aw hell no! Fuck this!"

West continued: "This video cost a million dollars! Pam Anderson was in it! I was jumping across canyons and shitt! If I don't win, the awards show loses... credibility. " (appearently no one told him that it was "Best Video" not "Most Expensive Video" or "Most Pam Andersons in a Video" or even "Most Kanye West Jumping Sequences")

The guy accepting the speech, obviously a little weirded out, started to reason with him (in a funny accent): "You already won Kanye...Share some of the awards" (i wonder if he intentionally talked to him like he was talking to a three year old throwing a temper tantrum over not having enough toys).

Kanye promptly put his arm around the guy's neck (nhjic) and told him: "It's not against you. It's not against you. I've never seen your video. It's not against you. It's not against you."

And here's where the real problem comes in: how does he know he has the best video if he's never seen the others? I mean, even if he mixed up "Best Video" for "Most Pam Andersons in a Video", it is entirely within the realm of possibility that these French fuckers had say, an army of Pam Anderson clones in their video. Shit, I dont know.

And come on, is anybody still not yet tired of the little awkward speeches and dumb comments? Someone has to beat him in the head and tell him he's not smart, nor is he "speaking from the heart" or even "keeping it real", he's just making an ass of himself repeatedly.

UPDATE: I also read that later Justin Timberlake, who was emceeing the event, got on stage and diffused some of the awkwardness with the following comments:

"After the show, Kanye will be in the parking lot accepting awards he did not win. Seriously though, I've got sexy covered, it's good to see someone's doing crazy."

BURN! By Justin Timberlake! Haha, that has to be a sad day for all Chicago rappers. Your most famous MC got burned by the ex-lead singer of the world's second-favorite boy band.