CRIKEY! - Crocodile Hunter dies
Steve Irwin was killed today by a stingray stabbing him in the heart. He died from the resulting cardiac arrest.
What really sucks is that he's the Crocodile Hunter. He walks his baby boy near crocodiles like theyre a bunch of young chihuahuas. He shouldnt be killed by a stingray, of all things. That's like superman being killed by a stray paintball.
Only 17 people in the WORLD have died from stingray attacks since they started tracking these things.
It's like Jesus being killed by a fatal spork stabbing.
What really sucks is that he's the Crocodile Hunter. He walks his baby boy near crocodiles like theyre a bunch of young chihuahuas. He shouldnt be killed by a stingray, of all things. That's like superman being killed by a stray paintball.
Only 17 people in the WORLD have died from stingray attacks since they started tracking these things.
It's like Jesus being killed by a fatal spork stabbing.
As told by God to Zodiac Digital at 7:46 PM
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