A MEME

1. What are you listening to right now?
"Sex Farm" by Spinal Tap

2. What song makes you sad?
"Tipsy" (Remix) by J-Kwon featuring Murphy Lee

3. What is the most annoying song in the world?
See above

4. Your all time favorite band?
Oh come on. Everybody knows there is no such thing.

5. Your newly discovered band is?
Coco Briaval, The Latin Blues Band feat. Luis Aviles, The Meters

6. Best female voice?
Aretha Franklin.

7. Best male voice?
Ian Gilan, Rob Halford, Chuck D, James Brown, Otis Redding, Bruce Dickinson.

8. Music type you find yourself listening to most?
Funk, metal / hard rock, golden age hip-hop, "latin" rock, "latin" jazz, so on.

9. What do you listen to, to hype you up?
M.O.P. and Judas Priest

10. What do you listen to, to calm down?
(Question does not compute)

11. Last gig/concert you went to?
Bob Marley Roots, Rock, Reggae Festival. Ozomatli and Bunny Wailer KILLED it.

12. Band you find yourself listening to the most?
Recently: Megadeth.

13. Most hated band?
Quite a few, but i'll list some: J-Kwon, The St. Lunatics, Limp Bizkit, ,Good Charlotte, etc.

14. Song that makes you think?
"Brother" by Jorge Ben Jor and "Lick My Love Pump" by Spinal Tap

15. Band that you think the world should love as much as you do?
Ozomatli, Deep Purple, Motorhead, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs, Eddie Palmieri, Run-D.M.C.
I would also say AC/DC, but I think the whole world already loves them.

16. Coolest music video?
"Drop" by the Pharcyde
"Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy

17. Music video with the most babe watch?
Hm, probably some really bad southern rap song with a (relatively) big budget. Or some Fiddy Cent shit.

18. What do you play/would you play in the bedroom to spice things up?
I'm all about "Sex Farm" by Spinal Tap. Ocassionaly I throw in "Adults Only" by Slick Rick, "Fucking an Animal" by GWAR, or "Ride My Rocket" by Glamtera.

19. Can you play a musical instrument?
Tambourine, cowbell, whazoo.

20. Ever been in a mosh pit?
I am writing this from the top of one as we speak.

21. Are you in a band?
Three, actually: Raw Public, Davy Jones' Locker, and my solo band (Zodiac Digital)

22. If yes, what kind of music does your band play?
RP: Thrash-Jazz with a dash of Cristian Rap
DJL: Pirate death metal
ZD: Classic Metal-informed hardcore Hip-Hop

23. Ever dated a musician?
No. They are filthy whores.

24. If yes, what kind of music did he/she/they play/instrument/band?
I said no, dammit. Fine, they played "Sex Farm" on my skin flute.

27. If no, would you consider?
Goddamit. Do we have to go through this again?

28. Do you wish yourself that you were a musician?
Um, what the hell. That question makes false assumptions.

29. Best chick band you know of?
HAHAHA

30. Best guy band you know of?
This was also question 4.

31. Last song that you heard on the radio, etc?
What the hell. "Etc"? What etc? you cant start a one item list and then pretend like we know what youre talking about.
Last song heard on radio: "TNT" by AC/DC
Last vial of crack purchased: Yesterday
Last buttsecks move successfully pulled off: "The Flaming Jesus"

32. What do you think of classical music?
Dude, are you kidding? I love The Beatles

33. What do you think of country music?
Pantera rules!

34. What do you think of death metal?
I play it. But I hate it.

35. Last BIG band that you saw live?
what the fuck. it's like every question is repeated twice, just in case we happened to see another huge concert since question 22.

36. Are you a groupie?
No, but they're the whole point of music, to me.
For those about to suck, I salute thee!

37. Do you listen to music in foreign languages?
Definitely. spanish, french, portugese, and a bunch of shit i cannot really tell what it is.

38. What famous musician would you like to have sex with?
Any chick from Fiddy Cent videos, I guess.

39. Worst concert moment?
The condom broke.

40. Funny Concert moment?
See above.

41. Sad Concert moment?
again, see above.

42. Best local act you can think of?
Davy Jones' Locker, Raw Public, Zodiac Digital, ADOPT A HIGHWAY, HUNZILLA

43. If you were a musical instrument what would you be?
What a retarded question.

44. Do you listen to the radio?
Whenever they aren't playing shittty music at the classic rock radio.
So basically never.

45. Do you watch music TV?
nopessss

46. Do you follow the music charts, like the top 40?
charts are for nerds / fags

47. Have you met any famous musicians?
Jonny Tulupa

48. Are any of your friends/family etc musicians?
see above.

49. Song that best describes your feelings right now?
"Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang" by Ted Nugent

50. Song that describes your life?
Hm, that's a hard one. "Breaking the Law" by Judas Priest, I guess.

51. Do you know the names of all the band members that you listen to?
For the most part. For the big bands. But if you ask me, like who plays bass for Dick Dale, I would have no idea.

52. Does a musician’s physical attractiveness play a role in the music that you listen to?
No, I don't even really know what they look like.

53. What famous musician do you want to marry?
Oh, for god's sakes.

54. Favourite movie sound track?
Oh come on. Do you really need to ask?
"This Is Spinal Tap"

55. Any musician pet hates?
Yeah. My dog hates fuckin'....fuckin' Kansas, dude. Hates that shit.

56. What do your parents listen to?
Whatever

57. What are you listening to right NOW?
Wasn't this question #1? I guess it changed now.
"Lucille" by Little Richard.

58. Do you wear band etc T-shirts?
Yes - some classic old school stuff: Public Enemy (like the dude from Do The Right Thing and the kid from Terminator 2) , Ozomatli's "instruments one" (trombonist: oh, that's the old-school shirt!), Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth (most people dont get it though)

59. What do you think of people who do?
They are all fags. These questions suck.

60. What music sub-culture do you feel like you belong to?
Um, pirate death metal.

61. What song is stuck in your head right now?
"Tornado of Souls" by Megadeth, "El Matador" by Los Fabulosos Cadillacs

62. Do you sing in the shower?
I rap in the shower.

63. If so, what? If not, why not?
"Slave to the Grind" by Skid Row

64. Would you rather marry a musician or be one yourself?
Goddddammmit with your fucking repetitive questions.

65. What is in your walkman/discman right now?
Some weird mix CD. or "Vasos Vacios" by Los Fabulosos Cadillacs

66. How important is your partner's taste in music to you?
Pretty important. If they like something terrible, it reflects on them. Examples:
Jazz /Fusion / Classical / Classic Rock /Prog: Prudish, over-serious, pretentious
Metal / Hard Rock / Glam: Dirty, ugly, STD-ridden
Rap: See above
Techno: I don't even want to think about it.
Emo: Over emotional, suicidal
Indie Rock: Slutty
Punk: Stupid
Pop: Slutty AND stupid

67. Hanson moves in next door to you, do you go introduce yourself, or do you arrange to beat them up?
First off, I'd be like "WHOA HOT GIRLS NEXT DOOR! SWEET!"
then i'd be like, "wait no, it's hanson"
Then i'd kill them for that, and end with shooting myself.

68. Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll, you dig?
DUH! Emphasis on the sex and the roll though. The drugs and the rocks not so much.

69. Do you cook to music?
Do I LOOK gay? Or what?

70. Do you sing in the toilet?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SMARTASS QUESTIONS