Saturday, February 19, 2005

If I Ruled the World

Lately, I have been wondering what it would be like to rule the world. Would I still believe in all that righteous, fair crap or would I just live it up to the fullest? Would I go around and spread peace and prosperity, or would i be partying and sticking every female not injured or mutalated by war. It's a question that one truely cannot answer unless put in that unique position! After all , there are lottery winners that have wished they never won .One thinks that they are prepared to handle the awsome responsibility that comes with all that power, but to actually have that power must surely be intoxicating .

I probably would start off as the noble ambassador of good will and kindness to humanity, but by day 4, I probably would be cruising around in expensive cars, dressed in the finest clothes and shagging the most exotic and rarest of females(and some not so exotic too!).I would donate a great deal to children's charities, after all,most of those kids would have mothers that would be dying to meet the kind one that has blessed their children, so they could bless me! O.K. that was over the top and inappropriate, and I apologize to all moms around the world, that was rude and uncharacteristic of me. See, just the mere thought of riches and power has turned me into a creep. Now I understand why the people who rule are wicked, self centered jerks, and I'll never have shit!

comment from djxplicit: paragraphs, man!

11 Comments:

Blogger Nzyme said...

"...and I'll never have shit!"

Now that is NOT appropriate jackleg preacher-to-the-masses talk!! Where's the pyramid scheme? The prayer seed? The holy hankie? The little croses with holy water inside? The little crosses made from Jesus' cross? C'mon now, I know you have a few money-makers simmering on the back burner!!

11:39 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

I do....but I wonder if I would be a better person if they worked.

11:54 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

which reminds me.....Don't you have a novel you could be working on.

11:59 PM  
Blogger Nzyme said...

Yes sir, I do! In fact, I've thought of a new one involving me, you, a bottle of Hpnotic, a midget female mud wrestling team, and an emu ranch.....I'll need your height, weight, eye color, hair color, uhhhhhh......you know, the usual identifying characteristics!! LOL!! Have a great one!!

9:56 AM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

nzyme, that was meant in an inspiring , motivational kind of way, not an all out freakfest kind of way!

5:00 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Xplicit...I did'nt know you were a stickler for good grammer and punctuaton. Coming from a guy that titled this blog "Lettin these dumb motherfuckers know". In that case it should be changed to "letting"!

5:03 PM  
Blogger Nzyme said...

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1:48 AM  
Blogger Nzyme said...

You know, I thought this was America. Land of the free and the brave. Soundboyz, I want to be FREE,and I'm brave enough to be ME. Yes, I am intelligent. Yes, sex is one of my favorite subjects. But guess what? Underneath all of the bravado lies a.....RICE KRISPIE TREAT!!! Want a nibble??

1:50 AM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

yes.

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