Thursday, February 17, 2005

Top Five Michael Jackson Jokes

I've decided to list the top 5 jokes about Michael Jackson. Hey, don't be gettin' all sensative and stuff, these are only jokes. So , take off your sequin glove and have a laugh!

5. Why did Michael try to get the case moved to juvenile court? in juvenile court, Michael was sure he would get off!
4. What do Professional Baseball players and Michael Jackson victims all have in common? They're all just little Kids with gloves deep down inside of them!
3. How can you tell when it's bedtime at Neverland? When the big hand touches the little hand!
2. What did investigators find at Neverland? They found class A drugs in the bathroom, class B drugs in the kitchen, and class 3C in the bedroom!
1.Why does Michael Jackson prefer twenty-eight year olds? Because there's twenty of them!

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Blogger Nzyme said...

You KNOW f*ing myself is a favorite pastime!! Maybe if Mikey was more in touch with HIS inner (outer) self, he wouldn't be in this mess!!

6:40 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

See nzyme, I knew that I needed that disclamer for freaks like you!!!

9:34 PM  
Blogger Nzyme said...

Hey, isn't that a song?

10:24 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

you NEED help!

10:57 PM  
Blogger Nzyme said...

Ummmm...are you offering?

12:20 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

I might be....

2:49 PM  

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