The Blueprint for a Special Day!

Seeing that it's the eve of one of the most loving, romantic days of the year, I would like to leave a few pointers on how to make this Valentine's Day very special for you and your loved ones. First, I would like to say to all of those who don't have a special someone to enjoy tomorrow with , do not worry, you can make tomorrow a special day for yourself. What you want to do is make some "Quiet time" for yourself. If you have to work , don't worry,you can slip away on your break and go into the restroom and find a empty stall, lock the door and really spend some time with you. Really get to know yourself, what you like and don't like, where you like to be touched and what to say to yourself that really gets you in the mood. Remember, only you know what you like, so pay close attention to yourself and what you respond to.Be careful, if you are in a place of business, you want to keep the sounds to a minimum. Also, pay attention to your watch and the time , you don't want to get in trouble on your big day for taking too long a break. Finally , be sure to clean up any mess that you may or may not have created , and remember to wash your hands before returning to work!

Now, since we've taken care of the wack-offs, let's focus on the couples. Couples, just do what I said for the single folks to do, only find a private residence or hotel.You don't want to get caught at work having sex.When you and your special someone are alone, simply rip their clothes off and have your way with eack other in a wild , raunchy, uninhibited display of pure anamalistic sex. This will definately have a lasting impression on your special someone and will provide memories for many years to come, or at least until next Valentine's day ,when I strongly recommend that you do it again.Hopefully, it's with the same special someone, but if not, hey , it's better to say that you have loved and lost than to NEVER have loved at all. If you have broken up and don't have a special someone for next year, simply focus your attention on the first paragraph of this guide. Enjoy!