Whitewater's Weekly Burning Questions
This week, we're employing the help of one Nasty Naus, who has a few pertinent questions of his own to be answered.
"What broke more water last week: New Orleans levees or Britney Spears?
Where will you find more bastards: Philadelphia or Kevin Federline's house?
Who received more targeted strikes last weekend: Cincinatti Bengals cornerbacks or Palestinian militants?
Nasty Naus asks: What's looking more lively these days: the Houston Texans, Tom DeLay's political career, Peter Jennings's lungs, John Paul II or Vladimir Lenin?