Bin Laden Tries to Poison Our Llello
Shit, man. You believe this Bin Laden dude? Poisioning our cocaine supply??? How dare that motherfucker. How can us Americans live without a good, healthy shot of cocaine???
Don't think cause his plot fell through the first time it won't work the second, or the third.
And then, what will crackho's, the Motley Crue and our President do?
I mean, am I the only one who fears that I may be snorting poisoned cocaine instead of our usual, healthy cocaine? What kind of sick world are we coming to? This shit has to stop.
Some suggest we should just snort dirt, like the cavemen did. But I think that if we stopped snorting llello, then the terrorists have truly won. Our President probably will survive thanks to his secret stash (CIA HQ), but what about the porn industry?
They would be at a standstill!!! I mean, "actresses" all'a sudden remembering where they are and headin home...a real tragedy.
And really, that sucks, man. Actually, that doesn't suck. However, it is bad that the'y wouldn't suck anymore. Matter of fact, the only sucking they'll be doing is with a vacuum cleaner...and not the good kinda sucking either - not like in "Vaccum Cleaner Fantasies, vol 12"!
But fear not, my friends, I have a plan. Let's dig up ODB's and Rick James's bodies...that's probably a goldmine right there.
Don't think cause his plot fell through the first time it won't work the second, or the third.
And then, what will crackho's, the Motley Crue and our President do?
I mean, am I the only one who fears that I may be snorting poisoned cocaine instead of our usual, healthy cocaine? What kind of sick world are we coming to? This shit has to stop.
Some suggest we should just snort dirt, like the cavemen did. But I think that if we stopped snorting llello, then the terrorists have truly won. Our President probably will survive thanks to his secret stash (CIA HQ), but what about the porn industry?
They would be at a standstill!!! I mean, "actresses" all'a sudden remembering where they are and headin home...a real tragedy.
And really, that sucks, man. Actually, that doesn't suck. However, it is bad that the'y wouldn't suck anymore. Matter of fact, the only sucking they'll be doing is with a vacuum cleaner...and not the good kinda sucking either - not like in "Vaccum Cleaner Fantasies, vol 12"!
But fear not, my friends, I have a plan. Let's dig up ODB's and Rick James's bodies...that's probably a goldmine right there.
As told by God to Zodiac Digital at 4:58 PM
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A man walks into his favorite bar and saw a bum panhandeling. The bum asked if the man could spare a dollar. The man replied "If I give you money are you going to use it to buy liquor?" The bum said he would not, so the man asked "If I give you money are you going to use it for gambling?" Again the bum said he would not, so the man asked "Would you come home with me so I can show my wife what happenes to someone who doesnt gamble or drink?"
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