Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Bin Laden Tries to Poison Our Llello

Shit, man. You believe this Bin Laden dude? Poisioning our cocaine supply??? How dare that motherfucker. How can us Americans live without a good, healthy shot of cocaine???

Don't think cause his plot fell through the first time it won't work the second, or the third.

And then, what will crackho's, the Motley Crue and our President do?

I mean, am I the only one who fears that I may be snorting poisoned cocaine instead of our usual, healthy cocaine? What kind of sick world are we coming to? This shit has to stop.

Some suggest we should just snort dirt, like the cavemen did. But I think that if we stopped snorting llello, then the terrorists have truly won. Our President probably will survive thanks to his secret stash (CIA HQ), but what about the porn industry?

They would be at a standstill!!! I mean, "actresses" all'a sudden remembering where they are and headin home...a real tragedy.

And really, that sucks, man. Actually, that doesn't suck. However, it is bad that the'y wouldn't suck anymore. Matter of fact, the only sucking they'll be doing is with a vacuum cleaner...and not the good kinda sucking either - not like in "Vaccum Cleaner Fantasies, vol 12"!

But fear not, my friends, I have a plan. Let's dig up ODB's and Rick James's bodies...that's probably a goldmine right there.


Blogger Doc Savage said...

I'm glad you warned me about Bin Laden trying to eff with my crack. I was just about to inhale a big pile of white stuff this very minute.

Sick Bastards!

First, our crack. Next, our churches. Where will it end.

That's why I'm going on a 7 day crack binge tomorrow. That'll show them terrorists. They can't mess with our flag, our guns, or the American way.

Viva La Crack!

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Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

how the fuck can you go on a 7 day crack binge tomorrow (1 day)?

is this what crack does to you?

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Blogger Doc Savage said...

You damn straight.

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i like how you spell it "llelo".
it's oh-so spanish.

in the bay, we call and spell it "yayo".

see you over at bols, no homo.

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