Is Nas teh ghey?
Now, we all know that the man known as Nasir Jones is one of the best rappers ever, some would sasy, the best ever (and theyre wrong!) but thats not the issue at hand. The issue at hand is that the guy has revealed some pretty..uh, teh ghey things about himself (NULLUS!) thru his rhymes.
Now, some may point to his daughter or his wife, so he might be bi, or a closeted gay guy, or hell, he just might be straight with teh ghey tendencies. But isnt a staraight guy with gay tendencies kind of gay anyways?
Anywy, this are some quotes that can explain better what im talkin about.
"Bitches put they tongues where the sun ain't shinin"
-From "I Really Want to Show You" off of Biggie's "Born Again" album
So here, Nasir gets on a Biggie song to hint at the fact that he likes his, yknow, ass licked. No homo. But then..
"I had bad chicks that blow cum bubbles like bubblegum / Plus they ass lick"
-From "Nazareth Savage" off of Street's Disciple
This one is alot more explicit, i mean, there's no more straight up saying it than "they ass lick."
"Chelsea used to tell me choke her while I stroke her / Stuck a Heineken bottle up in the ass, a real joker / Used to run my bubble bath, tons of laughs, sexy chick / Mad skills, she used to try to eat my excrement"
-From "Remember the Times" off of Street's Disciple
I'm not even sure what the fuck this is. Who stuck bottles up who's ass? She tried eating your shit? WTF?
"Your girl wanna lick honey out my crack/ I fart in your bitch mouth, she called me psychic/ cos I knew she would like it"
-From "Millenium Thug" from Funk Flex & Big Kap present: The Tunnel
Okay, well this is similarly disturbing. I doubt there are any girls out there who get sexual pleasure when you pass wind into their mouth, and i doubt there's really a straight dude out there who enjoys food bein stuck up his ass and then a tongue used to remove it.
If Nas is teh ghey, or bi, he should just say so, and the hip-hop community would understand and respond:
"Well, we accept gay dudes alll the time, (see: TGW, Jay-Z & Memph) but at least those motherfuckers dont brag about it in explicit detail, you fuckin' fag!"
Now, some may point to his daughter or his wife, so he might be bi, or a closeted gay guy, or hell, he just might be straight with teh ghey tendencies. But isnt a staraight guy with gay tendencies kind of gay anyways?
Anywy, this are some quotes that can explain better what im talkin about.
"Bitches put they tongues where the sun ain't shinin"
-From "I Really Want to Show You" off of Biggie's "Born Again" album
So here, Nasir gets on a Biggie song to hint at the fact that he likes his, yknow, ass licked. No homo. But then..
"I had bad chicks that blow cum bubbles like bubblegum / Plus they ass lick"
-From "Nazareth Savage" off of Street's Disciple
This one is alot more explicit, i mean, there's no more straight up saying it than "they ass lick."
"Chelsea used to tell me choke her while I stroke her / Stuck a Heineken bottle up in the ass, a real joker / Used to run my bubble bath, tons of laughs, sexy chick / Mad skills, she used to try to eat my excrement"
-From "Remember the Times" off of Street's Disciple
I'm not even sure what the fuck this is. Who stuck bottles up who's ass? She tried eating your shit? WTF?
"Your girl wanna lick honey out my crack/ I fart in your bitch mouth, she called me psychic/ cos I knew she would like it"
-From "Millenium Thug" from Funk Flex & Big Kap present: The Tunnel
Okay, well this is similarly disturbing. I doubt there are any girls out there who get sexual pleasure when you pass wind into their mouth, and i doubt there's really a straight dude out there who enjoys food bein stuck up his ass and then a tongue used to remove it.
If Nas is teh ghey, or bi, he should just say so, and the hip-hop community would understand and respond:
"Well, we accept gay dudes alll the time, (see: TGW, Jay-Z & Memph) but at least those motherfuckers dont brag about it in explicit detail, you fuckin' fag!"
As told by God to Zodiac Digital at 8:34 AM
4 Comments:
oh, before i forget:
NO HOMO on this whole post
sheesh, this dudes assfixation is pretty apalling
Also, those examples are all that's ever going to be needed to disprove any and all Nas = GOAT claims.
"sheesh, this dudes assfixation is pretty apalling "
Nice pun (nh).
But, anyhow, dude's rather, unusual, to say the very least. Is this what being a 5%er does to you?
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