Thursday, August 25, 2005

Johnny Whitewater's Burning Questions


If you're like me and you follow current events, there have been many things to talk about and wonder about.

So each week, in conjunction with my own site which nobody goes to, I will post a series of questions that I'd like the answers to in our increasingly strange world.

Anyway on to this week's Burning Questions:

What's faker: Lance Armstrong's Tour results or Tara Reid's tits?

Real Worlder Uday's corpse (no necro just in case) Lacy stunned the world by introducing her parapalegic boyfriend Ryan on an episode a week ago. Which works worse: Ryan's legs or Ryan's eyes?

What's smaller: Rafael Palmeiro's steroids shriveled genitalia (major no homo) or Deuce Bigalow's market share?

Who should have pulled out earlier: the Israelis in Gaza or Keven Federline's father?

Who will be the biggest bomb of the year: the "revamped" Miami Heat or an Islamic terrorist?

Who's the truest warrior: Cindy Sheehan's son or


6 Comments:

Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

how come george bush's friends are all on steroids?

isnt someone being a little hypocritical?

"the real sin is the dilemma when the people support / the death penalty but call abortion murder for sport"

last time ill ever quote paris.

7:23 PM  
Blogger Young'un said...

"Who will be the biggest bomb of the year: the "revamped" Miami Heat or an Islamic terrorist?"

Well, the b-ball season doesn't start until October, adn 9/11 is in like 2 weeks, so I'd have to go with the terrorist.

11:49 PM  
Blogger Alfred said...

i'm pretty confused, does artest mean "warier" as in "who's more aware??" as in he's truly "wary" or "know's what's going on?"

or is he just a really shitty speller too cheap to hire a proofreader before the t-shirts hit the press?

8:34 PM  
Blogger Jay Dub said...

that's Ron Ron's version of "warrior"

take it or leave it.

8:21 PM  
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