Saturday, August 27, 2005

Quit bein all Hatian' on Mos

So Mos "Miss Fat Booty" Def got out and married a white girl he just met.

All I gotta say is:
BIG MUTHAFUCKIN UPS, MOS! (nhjic)

Okay, let's get the facts together. Mos "Brown Skin Lady" Def, according to experts (i.e. random females) is ugly as hell. They have compared him to those toy monkeys that bang 2 plates together. You know the ones.

Remember, in the movie "Brown Sugar," Mos "Black on Both Sides" Def had trouble getting together with Queen Latifah. Old, ugly, fat lady.

So under this conditions, given the chance, wouldnt you be all "baby white girl, oh please would you marry me?" to the cracka beeyotch as fast as you fuckin can? Would you give a fuck if you rapped about "Miss Fat Booty" 8 years ago or whatever?

No, and neither would Mos "I'm blacker than midnight" Def. So quit being all Hatian on Mos "Black Jack Johnson" Def.

No Hatian, congratulation. Just say props, Mos "BlackStar" Def.

At least it wasn't DJ "Sweet Black Pussy" Quik.

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