Monday, May 02, 2005

May 5: National No Homo Day

I, as one of the innovators and one of the most highly respected (no homo) theolgans on the studies of "no homo"-ism, nhjic, have declared this coming May 5 as "National No Homo Day."

This is the following e-mail that I sent (n/h) another well-respected mind in the field, which provides the details, no homo.

From: "Djxplicit"
Subject: national no homo day, no homo
To: "Byron Crawford"

may 5. the anniversary of the first time that "no homo" was said in the bc dot c.

i already got bloggystyle involved, no homo. johnny reminded me it was cinco de mayo as well. maybe we can do a joint HBA/no homo deal here, no homo. maybe not.

no homo related shit:
1. do you have any idea were i can get non-teh ghey hosting for (since angelfire puts teh ghey banner ads on the site)? no homo.

2. im tryin to introduce the latest in no-homo technlogy: "the preemptive no homo." you use it when you said something that, in itself, is not teh ghey, but it will probably lead to teh ghey situations. for example, if you interview usher, no homo:

"so what did you do in p. diddy's house? PREEMPTIVE NO HOMO"

I know that pulling off a nation-wide holiday in 4 days might not work out that well. However, I suggest that bloggers, news journalist, message board peoples, etc. write about it both before and during the day. Possible suggestions for celebration for men, no homo, is anything manly; probably a sport, eating some sort of meat (NO HOMO), drinking beer, etc, etc. For women, its just making yourself available, if you know what I mean.

Also, read what Bol Guevara has to say about this, no homo (essentially a response to the e-mail, nhjic.)

Additional no homo links:
BC Dot C
Old Matt
All My Links, no homo


Blogger macq said...

Raising No Homo awareness is a noble deed. God speed Xplicit to you and your cause, God speed

5:47 PM  
Blogger Geekbird said...

you should quote some no homo bible scriptures

6:22 PM  
Blogger thä Dýna§ý said...

yo i gave u a pluggage no omo =P

7:16 PM  
Blogger JWhitewater said...

It's time to take this further.

In addition to National No Homo Day, I think it's time to draft a No Homo Manifesto (nhjic).

8:25 PM  
Blogger flyno20 said...

Leviticus 20:13, among others

1:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think "no homo" is pathetic and overused. No homo.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Geekbird said...

I think you're pathetic and overused (no homo)

12:48 PM  
Blogger Mi Mi said...

in all irony i think that the fact that this date holds such a sentimental place in your heart,that THAT in and of itself requires a no homo.

yes children, we have come full circle

2:21 PM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

ummm...which date again, and why? are you saying im a "cinco de mayo"-loving mexican?

2:42 PM  
Blogger Mi Mi said...

OH! well, excuse the eff out of me! u were the one making it a big broohaha. i thought maybe u wanted me to send some flowers or sumthin..... ahwell, that what i get for being thoughtfull i guess

2:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get real dude, seriously.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Doc Savage said...

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

In English:

No Homo

4:04 PM  
Blogger Omar de Fati said...

So can I still wear my pink gators?

12:27 AM  

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