May 5: National No Homo Day

I, as one of the innovators and one of the most highly respected (no homo) theolgans on the studies of "no homo"-ism, nhjic, have declared this coming May 5 as "National No Homo Day."

This is the following e-mail that I sent (n/h) another well-respected mind in the field, which provides the details, no homo.

From: "Djxplicit" spam_me_1974@yahoo.com
Subject: national no homo day, no homo
To: "Byron Crawford" byron.crawford@gmail.com

may 5. the anniversary of the first time that "no homo" was said in the bc dot c.

http://www.byroncrawford.com/2004/05/pat_tillman_not.html

i already got bloggystyle involved, no homo. johnny reminded me it was cinco de mayo as well. maybe we can do a joint HBA/no homo deal here, no homo. maybe not.

no homo related shit:
1. do you have any idea were i can get non-teh ghey hosting for http://www.homophobia.tk/ (since angelfire puts teh ghey banner ads on the site)? no homo.

2. im tryin to introduce the latest in no-homo technlogy: "the preemptive no homo." you use it when you said something that, in itself, is not teh ghey, but it will probably lead to teh ghey situations. for example, if you interview usher, no homo:

"so what did you do in p. diddy's house? PREEMPTIVE NO HOMO"

I know that pulling off a nation-wide holiday in 4 days might not work out that well. However, I suggest that bloggers, news journalist, message board peoples, etc. write about it both before and during the day. Possible suggestions for celebration for men, no homo, is anything manly; probably a sport, eating some sort of meat (NO HOMO), drinking beer, etc, etc. For women, its just making yourself available, if you know what I mean.

Also, read what Bol Guevara has to say about this, no homo (essentially a response to the e-mail, nhjic.)

Additional no homo links:
DJX HQ
Kanyegate
Homophobia.tk
Bloggystyle
BC Dot C
Old Matt
All My Links, no homo