Whitewater's Weekly Burning Questions

In honor of the start of NBA Training Camp, it's time to ask some important questions relating to everyone's favorite blend of athleticism and crime.

Given his corruption indictment, do you think Tom De Lay will face enough questions about his heart to nickname him "Eddy Curry?"


Eddy's heart just skipped a beat.

Since last year's Timberwolves were such a wreck, does anyone else think we should just refer to last season as the Malik Sealy Season?


Did the Hornets have a Bobby Phills Season too?

Whose name is more associated with the word bust: Damon Stoudamire or Kwame Brown?

What's more broke: Pakistan or Amare Stoudemire's knee?

And, finally, no homo Juelz Santana, what lasted longer: Nick and Jessica's marriage or Rafael Palmeiro without viagra?


Why did he take steroids? Because he wasn't naturally good with the wood.