Thursday, May 05, 2005

Mr. T sez: "No Homo"

Happy no homo day. No homo. This is my second of the posts surronding the event.

Mr. T is No Homo Day's unofficial spokesman. Why? Mutual respect, no homo. Mr. T is probably not only one of the gulliest people alive, but one of the illest DJ's the world has seen.

As part of NHD, here is what Mr. T did.



Blogger Doc Savage said...

Actually, Mr. T. is also funny when you do an impersonation of him.

Hello kidz, I'm Mr. T. If you eat yo vatimeeens and meenirals, you can be jus like me, a washed up has been who spends his weekends chopping down otha peoples trees and sellin hiz gold fo crack.

By the way kidz, Mr T is lonely and he need a job. See, kidz, Mr. T can't get no twat without no job. The gold jus don't keep food or cootchie in Mr. T's mouth no moe. So, if you can git yo mamas to send me some cash, and possiblee donate some azz, Mr. T would be most appreciative, fool.

Now stay in school, and don't be a fool. I need a job.

Actually, that wasn't all that funny. Go figure. Could be that it's too close to real life. And Mr. T don't play well with just words.

11:56 PM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

fuck you, man, no homo. mr. t gets that pussy, he dont need no crack.

mr. t = the shit


2:23 PM  
Anonymous Noodles said...

Mr T. is a christian. So he doesn't "get that ass" anymore. But I bet if he wanted to, he would get with the pastors wife easy.

And I need that Mr T T shirt.

3:06 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

doc savage--don't talk bad about Mr.T fool!

I used to eat that cereal(ahhh the 80s). He actually has/had prostate cancer, but he can still handle his bizness fool!

4:20 PM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

goldi - can you hook me up with the cereal boxes if you have any?

5:11 PM  

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