Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Pope JPII > Pope Benedict XVI

News story.

Say what you will about JPII, but he was way fuckin pimp. Snoop wasnt on that level. Roger Troutman wasnt on that level. Hell, even Superman wasnt on that level. This new cracka-ass cracka...first off, he's German. And I'm sorry, at 78, isnt this dude most likely somewhat Nazi? He's ugly. Whatever. I think that with the next pope conclave bullshit, which is going to be in like, 4 years, they should choose a person not from Europe. Make it from South America, Africa, Asia, Mexico, the Caribbean, even a non-cracka from the U.S. of A. I dont know if the world's ready for that, but i think its time, regardless.


Blogger Geekbird said...

of course it's time, but the cracka catholic community would never accept a non cracka pope.

4:08 PM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

it doesnt really matter, it only matters if the people making the decision accept him (her? ok, thats much farther away). what will happen first:

non cracka pope or president? ill say president. there still a long time away tho.

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Noodles said...

Actually, this guy was part of the Nazi Youth thingie. Then he was part of the Anti Aircraft division but deserted.

Cracka Pope=t3h suck

6:11 PM  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

i heard my mother call him a "nazi", but i just assumed it was the regular anti-german thing.

6:21 PM  
Blogger cmoney said...

of course it should be a hispanic pope.

47% of the catholic nation is hispanic.

i'm not catholic.

i'm hispanic.

i should be the next pope.

1:39 AM  
Blogger cmoney said...

ok i was baptized and confirmed.

so i'm recognized by the church.

but i don't believe in fairy tales, so i'm not catholic.

i should be the next pope.

1:41 AM  
Blogger Stephania said...

this new pope looks sketchy.

he's supposed to be mad conservative. and probably even more austere in his old age.

oh well he's 78. he only has a few good years left in him anyways.

haha catholics.

9:27 AM  

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