Thursday, March 10, 2005

Star Wars Preview

I just saw the Star Wars preview. Nothing has changed. First off, we all know how this shit is going to go. There are not goin to be any suprises. I cant believe beeyotches gasped when they heard that our boy Skywalker, no homo, had turned bad. OOOH, BIG motherfuckin suprise. And theyre going to appearently make Chewbacca outta CG Graphics, which sucks, no homo. But shit, im getting too nerdy here.

And yeah, Houston + Mike Jones collabo is coming your way. I havent bought either of their albums, but dont tell em that. Oh, and as you probably know by now, Fiddy and Teh Ghey are having hot makeup sex, no homo.

Say what you will about 50, but this is true always:

Kissing Men = Gay as fuckin hell

No homo to all this shit.

Also,

Not having sex with Janet Jackson because you dont want to take an AIDS test = fuckin gay as shit

Who didnt have sex? Well none other than 2Pac Shakur. I like his music, but I cant let shit like that go.

31 Comments:

Blogger soundboyz said...

I heard somewhere that cp30 turned into a drunkard or something like that.Well, the actor that plays cp3o.Did anyone hear anything about that?

1:59 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Quick joke: What was the name of Two Dogs date last night?...........................Hand Solo.(No Homo)

2:03 PM  
Blogger Geekbird said...

For you to have caught that preview must only mean that you watch "the OC" (no homo)

12:10 AM  
Blogger Geekbird said...

you don't have one, but TWO links on my site. I think I deserve at least one on this one dont you think?

2:43 AM  
Blogger Goldi said...

oh you (are) finally back dj? Well show a sista some love and post a comment.

i believe Anthony Daniels was the original C-3PO (not cp3o). He still acts.

5:00 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

cp3o.....c3po.....sorry Goldie....did'nt know you trekkies or intergalictic geeks or clingons or whatever you are was so particular!!Sorry!

5:28 PM  
Blogger Two Dogs said...

Klingons with a "K". Don't ask me how I know that because I just am not into science fiction. And my date was Han Solo (NO HOMO).

7:58 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

No!!!! You're Date was with Hand SOLO!

11:17 PM  
Blogger Two Dogs said...

I actually did not have a date the other night, but we all got the joke. And we all Hand Solo. (NO HOMO)

12:05 AM  
Blogger Goldi said...

Thanx for the correct spelling TD--that was going to be my 2 cents. Hand Solo--you guys need to stop watching Zoolander.

7:49 AM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

^Pardon me, It was not my intention to disrespect the people of the Nebula Pleathon Galaxy. My apologies to you and your leader Beldar.I will make sure that my information is correct and my spelling is accurate.Now , if you will excuse me , I have to live a real fuckin life in the Milky Way Galaxy , on the planet known as Earth, yea , the third one from the bright thing that gives off massive amounts of heat!Soundboyz out......

11:24 AM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Oh....pardon me ...I have NOT seen Zoolander for your misinformation.If that joke was in that film , then it was purely coincidental and does not necessarily reflect the views of Soundboyz or any of his affiliates!

11:28 AM  
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11:28 AM  
Blogger Goldi said...

Yeah, yeah, yeah nice disclaimer--NO HOMO (we knowwwwwwwwww).

3:21 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Hey Goldi.......You Wanna Fight?

11:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1) geekbird: if you have visited fitz's site, then you would have noticed how someone announced that preview was going to be on. in summary, you are still the only loser who watches the o.c. 2) soundboyz: you are picking a fight with a female, which i know isnt below you (well. nothing is), but still.

-djxplicit

4:50 PM  
Blogger Geekbird said...

damn, it's true...I couldn't deny it even if i wanted to.

5:58 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Whoa .....Whoa......Whoa....Dude, I was joking with her. What do you mean that nothing is below me? I take that as disrespectful.Dude, I don't know what I did to make you say that, but that's low .I can't REALLY fight her over the net, can I?

7:34 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

djx - hey i watch the o.c....if i don't have a date. soundboyz talkin' smack to you on your own blog?!? i wouldn't take that if i were you. lol--gotta instigate.

9:14 PM  
Blogger Geekbird said...

dude, someone fill me in... is the djxplicit of djxplicit.com the same as the djxplicit from this blog? WTF is going on???????

9:41 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

See Goldi.....I knew you were trouble.Trying to divide and conquer.I think you have xplicit sprung.

And Geekbird, I think you are right, Djxplicit and Red Hot Lover Tone are the same dude.This guy has more personnas than Jim Carey!!

9:57 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

geekbird: i've missed like the last 3 weeks of the o.c.. Marissa has turned tuna and is living with Alex?

soundboyz: 2 words. hatah, blockah.

10:23 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

and another thing... i thought djx lived in metro DC. i remember a post mentioning snow. red hot lover tone/dijplicit.com is from kansas city and lives in orlando. someone break it down for me please?

10:38 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

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10:42 PM  
Blogger Goldi said...

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10:53 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

He goes to school in DC! This guy has more personalities than Sybil!!

>soundboyz: 2 words. hatah, blockah.

Please Goldi, you bore me with your childlike innuendos.......

9:55 AM  
Blogger Goldi said...

what no snaps soundboyz? so you chose to dismiss than dis.

what's the deal with Lil Kim and her possible jail sentence?

12:57 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Goldi.....I will try and make peace with you.I am not interested in fighting with you.See what happened to Lil' Kim, that was because she chose to be confrontational with folks. I'm not trying to go to jail, and I don't want you to go either. Well, maybe jail wouldn't be so bad for you.Look, it straightened out Martha.Maybe you can come out the new Ghetto domestic Diva!!!

2:36 PM  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>what's the deal with Lil Kim and her possible jail sentence?

Maybe now we will see what she can do with a 2 liter.......

8:18 PM  
Blogger Geekbird said...

Soundboyz...

In fine instigating fashion, Goldi done called you out over at Project Geekbird. Do what you need to do, i'm just here to supply you that info.

GB

5:56 PM  
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