Friday, January 07, 2005

Sum other shit i wrote 2

The O'Jays are good.
Yeah they are.

No One Likes Puns
Seriously. When's the last time you heard someone say "I just LOVE his puns"? Puns may only be funny if they are sacreligious or insulting in some form. And even then, the success rate is pretty low.

Fuckwatchaheard, Count Chocula = The most underrated cereal ever
Stop acting like you dont know.

Boycott McDonald's and Old Navy for their retarded-ass commercials
I really would like to know what went through the suit's minds at that meeting.

Boss: So...if we have Chirstmas Carolers singing songs randomly about specific thing about people who nobody knows, our sweater sales will triple?
Marketing Dept: Well...it's not an exact science...

Note to wannabe rappers:
It's funny how the industry works. The big labels will sign anybody pretty much, extremely untalented kids to be sure. But the small labels will pick up anybody who is any good, independent of money. This means, if you've been actively looking to be picked up yet still unsigned for 5 years or so, you're not any good.

Bonus Audio: Rage Against the Machine - Guerilla Radio (DJ QUIK MIX)
This song is not that particularly good, but just the thought of RATM and Quik is pretty good. Come on, someone get me those Quik CD's....

"Roxanne Shante is only good for steady fuckin"

1 Comments:

Blogger "Roland Pavlak" said...

I like that RaTM remix alot, to bad the quality of teh sound isnt great. But its pretty sweet. ANd find ur fucking cd, lol.

4:25 PM  

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