Wednesday, January 12, 2005

People who are gully as fuckin hell

Proff Griff
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This kid is gully in an extremely non-traditional way. He looks pretty normal, and almost skinny. But hold on, notice the military hat. He was in the military for a bit, and that kinda made him crazy. He's the guy responsible for a group of bodyguards dancing on stage with Uzi's at PE concerts. Obviously bein so militaristic, he collided with Flava Flav. At one point, Griff punched Flav and destroyed his famous clock. After he allegedly said anti-semetic things (which he denies), Chuck D expelled him from the group. At one point, Griff was a bounty hunter with body armor 24/7. He later came back into the group. I'm pretty sure he could have been a singer for a death metal band. His only solo (and pretty much the only time he had mic time) was on a Public Enemy rock song. The song was called "What Good Is A Bomb?" and Griff went all-out in terms of the high pitched screaming right in the middle of guitar/turntable solos.

Suge Knight

AKA the gulliest person alive. So gully, in fact, the above mugshot is from Rotten.com. He could come to your house and kill you by throwing you out the window if he didn't shoot and/or stab you before. Man...this dude will murder you and frame your mother. I remember this one time he went onstage at the Vibe Awards and started shouting "Fuck The G-Unit" and throwing insults at the audience. Then a fight ensued, and someone with G-Unit got stabbed while the audience got maced. All of this allegedly, of course, the audience denies a stabbing even taking place or Suge even throwing insults. That's because if someone asks me if I saw Suge stab anyone, I would automatically respond "no". I mean, if I said "yes", he would murder me and blame Curtis Jackson for it.

"Don't +fight the power+, [gunshot] the motherfucker"

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

suge knight IS the gulliest man alive.

8:24 PM  

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